never walk alone.

Alot of people are pissing me off nowadays. Its either in the train, on the escalator, walking on a pathway, crossing a road, and even when buying something!

Why do these people piss me off, you might ask.
Well here are the reasons.

1) In the train.
Scenario 1.
People blocking the stupid entrance door. I mean PLEASE GOD DAMN FREAKING move to the side and let those alighting out first. No, they had to block the doors and stand in the centre. Even kids and young adults wearing smartly are that stupid nowadays.

Scenario 2.
PDA-ing in the train. This is not US or Japan. In Japan, you can even make a porno in the train. But in Singapore, we are supposed to be civilised abit. Wanna hug, can lah. But kissing and hugging that person like some UHU glue on a paper, then go find some place like Hotel 81 or something. Not like I've gone there before, but heard of it of course.

Scenario 3.
People blasting the music like as if he'she is at Double O or Zouk or even, Little India. I think we must stop inventing mp3 handphones.

2) Escalator.
Scenario 1.
People who hogged the whole escalator like its as if their father build the escalators. In terms of Ludacris, "Move bithc, get out of the way, get out of the way bitch, get out of the way." Haha.

Scenario 2.
Another serious case of PDA-ing. Nuff said.

Scenario 3.
Once they reach the peak/bottom of the escalator, they tend to walk as slow as my grandmother when I'm rushing although they are still young. They can do the whole world a lot of good by opening up those stupid legs abit wider to walk. Its already enough when the elderly are the ones walking slow. Sheeesh. Don't add to the numbers.

3) Walking on a pathway
Scenario 1.
Taking up the whole pathway although you are alone. Like wth? Keep to your left lah gendeng!

Scenario 2.
A bunch of idiots walking in a group taking up the whole space of the pathway. And worst, walking once again, like my grandmother, who by the way, can walk faster than those idiots.

4) Crossing a road.
Scenario 1.
People trying to be a "hero" by crossing the road slowly although the traffic light has turned green. These people are usually Mats/Minahs, Thai/Indon people or Indians. The freaking boiling point is when they PURPOSELY walked slowly even after the cars were horning(got such word?). If only there is a rule that we can knock them down if they are still walking like its some project runway when the light turns green. Thoroughly deserved. I feel like slapping their face, period. Maybe they should impose a fine on these "heroes".

Scenario 2.
Cars not signalling when we are crossing the road without the use of traffic lights. Be it the hazard lights, signalling left or right, its just using a finger to flick it up or down. If you can't do it, either you are too lazy or you are born without hands. The latter, a pity(which doesn't make sense cos you can't drive a car without hands).

5) Lining up to buy something
Scenario 1.
The CSA serving us doing things so slowly like an old hag although the queue is long. The ironic thing is that they are young and healthy. But do work like a freaking turtle. In Phillipines, they call them "Pagong". After that, didn't even apologise for being slow! Haiz I think Singapore's customer service is seriously declining.

Scenario 2.
Customer being stupid. Who in the hell wants a McChicken meal but just mouthed off, "Can I have a McChicken?". Bodoh kan! If you want a McChicken meal, say you want a McChicken meal. Your 2 seconds of dumb-ness is enough time for me to give you a wake up slap in the face. Haha.

Scenario 3.
Customer being difficult and ridiculous. I don't want to emphasise on this. Just had a stupid case just now. Bleagh.

On a lighter note, today I think I ate alot of carbohydrate food! All got to do with chicken! Now I am starting to wonder if I am going to regret my love for chicken. Haha. First was KFC, a light meal shared with Fanahanahahahaha. Then she brought me to Arnold's to give me a treat. It was supposed to be a surprise but this is how the conversation took place. . .

Me : Wak, where are you taking me?(Before taking the MRT/Bus)

Fana : Ikut aje lahhhh. . .

Me : Alahhh bilang ar pegi mane. . .(In bus 168 going to Tampines)

Fana : Tak bole. . .Stop asking lahhh. . .

Me : Hmm u nak pegi East Point kan?(In the MRT at Tampines going towards Joo Koon)

Fana : Hahahaha. . .Taklah. . .Mane ade sehhh. . .

Me : (After passing Simei MRT, still have not alighted yet) Seriously sehhh. . .Nak pegi mane ni. . . Bilang ar. . .(show a sad face)

Fana : Ehhh. . .Don't play cheat ar. . .Don't tempt me to tell you ar. . .

Me : (Out of nowhere. . . .) Ohh. . .U nak ajak me pegi Arnold's kan? (At Bedok station after sitting down.)

Fana : (Blank face and no answer)

Me : Wahahahahaha! Got you!

Lol.
She asked how come suddenly I thought of it but I just told her since its not at East Point or Bedok, where else can it be? Some more we have been wanting to go there again to eat. Hehe. But thanks wak for the treat. :)

After that, walked around Geylang, bought some stuffs(no, not for raya, which is still miles away), ate mata kuching dessert and then sent her home. Before that, shared a plate of Chicken Rice at the ne TenderBest stall at Yew Tee Point. Its halal. :)

So there you are, the summary of my 3 chicken meals today. Lol.

Hidanilson Out. . .