never walk alone.

So, Barack Obama is the new American president. The first black American president. I don't know why that is such a big deal. Is SR Nathan the first black president in Singapore? I'm not sure but I don't think in Singapore, the headline will be this.

"First Black/Indian Singapore President"

I mean its ridiculous. I know Singaporeans are also into racism as we can see in the working industry and the people around us keep bitching about other races behind each other's back. We can't deny that. But to publish it on a newspaper saying the first black this and black that? That is non-concrete information. I don't think Singaporeans will publish a headline as racist as that. As far as my opinion goes, Barack Obama and Malays have the same skin colour. So if lets say I become the president(errr, well IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING. Hehe.), will I be labelled as a so-called black president? Haha I shudder to think.

Anyway, can you spot the difference?

Similarities:
1) Both are freaking rich.
2) Both are, well, black.
3) Both created history.( Obama is the first black president. Hamilton is the 1st black and youngest F1 world champion)
4) Scarily, both of them look similar don't you think?

Differences:
1) One involves in politics while the other involves in hardcore racing.
2) Of course, Obama is older than Hamilton. Haha!

I mean if Hamilton grows old, he will definitely look like Obama. Not the Afghan, long beard guy, Osama k? I mean can you see the similarities? I can! I think Obama has a strong case to be Hamilton's dad! Lol! And the fact that they created history around the same time, is that coincidence or what?! Wahaha!

Speaking of racism, there was once I was taking the lift at Causeway Point with Fana. From the 7th Storey. There were these 4 Chinese girls inside when the lift arrived. I thought they were going out, but no they didn't. I was like what's up with these bitches? Eh I mean girls. So we just went in and pressed the 1st floor button. To my astonishment, the 5th floor button was already pressed. As I thought it was accidentally pressed, I double-pressed it. Oh, this lift is intelligent by the way. If you double-pressed the button, the light will go off and the lift will give that floor a pass. Cool right? You should try it. Haha.

And then right..when we reached the 1st floor, the girls speaking in Chinese, "Eh wei se me wa men chai cher li?".

Wells, I dono the full Hanyu Pinyin lahhh. But try speaking that. And then followed by a comment by another girl, "Che ke malai ren ar! Hen pen ehhh!"

I was like what?! Ok the whole translation is, "Eh, how come we're on the 1st floor ar?".

Then the other girl was like, "This malay guy lah! Very stupid lehhh."

And then continued on by saying I anyhow press2 in Chinese. I totally understand what they were saying.

Before I left out of the lift, I just turned and said, watch what you say. "Wo ke yi ming pai de."

Haha. It means "I can understand." Lol.

Terus muka tukar jadi color purple macam Barney, the purple dinosaur seh! Haha!

Moral of the story:

Don't speak Mandarin in front of me.

Hidanilson Out. . . .